funny fb status

Note: we take these status from statusbook.net
 
 
I`m sorta, kinda, maybe, slightly, just a little tiny bit, addicted to you. <3 
 by:unknown



A Day Without Music Is Like A Year Without Rain. ♫ ♥ 
 
 
 
I like conversations where I don`t have to think about what to say. It just comes naturally. 
 
 
I`m the girl your ex will hate, your mother will love, and the one you`ll want to be with forever . 
 
 
 
That look you give your friend when they say something they weren`t supposed to mention in front of your parents. 
 
 
"ACHOO!" "Bless you." "ACHOOOOO!" "Bless you!" "ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" "DUDE, WHAT THE HELL!?


I got a text! I hope its from...... OH MY GOSH, LEAVE ME ALONE. 
 
 
I hate it when Two friends whisper right in front of you. And your just standing there like ` Well then` 
 
You`re The Only One Who Knows Me Inside Out. ♡
 
☻/ღ˚ •。* ♥ ˚ ˚✰˚ ˛★* 。 ღ˛° 。* °♥ ˚ • ★ *˚ .ღ 。 /▌*˛˚ღ •˚ ˚…just sprinkling a little Love on your profile. ~♥~˚ ✰* ★ / ˚. ★ *˛ ˚♥* ✰。˚ 
 
 
"If your friends jumped off a cliff, would you?" "Why would my friends jump off a cliff?!" 
 
 
When I text you it means I’m missing you… When I don’t, it means I’m waiting for you to miss me  



Here, let me tie your shoelaces so you won`t fall for anyone else ♥ 
 
 
Goodbye is the last thing I wanna hear from you. 
 
 
Old meaning of sorry. "I won`t do it again." New meaning of sorry. "Damn I got caught, next time I need to be more careful." 
 
 
The Awkward Moment when you keep Posting Statuses For your New Crush.. and..... and..... your EX Keep Liking It :D 
 
My Sleeping Pattern is officially screwed when school starts.
 
 
 
 
 



 
 
 
 

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